undesired-pageblood:

emotionalfossil:

bubonickitten:

0ptimuspenguin:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

capitolresident:

Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’

‘on a school night’ edition

with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’

expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’

DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’

Survival Mode: Parents ON

(via hoechlinsbuttocks)

• how to prepare for exams: cry

jadehariey:

So I’m finally doing a quadrant necklace giveaway?????!?!??!

THE WINNER WILL GET:

• ONE OR A PAIR OF CARD SUIT NECKLACES for WHOEVER THE FUCK FILLS YOUR QUADRANTS 

be cool follow da rules:

• YOU CAN LIKE AND REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT BUT BE CONSIDERATE TO YOUR FOLLOWERS
• YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING ME BUT IF YOU DO I WILL cry because i’m really not a quality blog

WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN VIA RANDOM GENERATOR ON MAY 25, 2013 

yo yo i’m also selling card suits rings and necklaces and you can take a look at them here ==> magical shop of magic

(via airbornranchdressing)

Reblog if you will answer EVERY ANON in your ask right now.

bloomin-eck:

(via chokeonyourhappiness)

welcomebackronberto:

How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

(via jimbertimber)

morgrana:

morgrana:

*gets more than 10 notes on a post*

(via hoechlinsbuttocks)

inseptica:

shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all

(via blumugi)

just-exhale-love:

brandonsvictim:

A - If I’m in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
J - How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
L - If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.

PLEASEEEEEEEEEE?

(Source: , via airbornranchdressing)

(via g0uldings)

hiddlestalker:

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

(via chokeonyourhappiness)

saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

(via chokeonyourhappiness)

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(via twatleycuntlington)

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

(via jimbertimber)

scolipede:

Tips for a better life: If you let your opponent’s Volcarona to use Quiver Dance at least twice, you’ll be fucked!

(via hoechlinsbuttocks)