foxnewsofficial:

scuba-steve-damn-you:

foxnewsofficial:

SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD. 

i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying

must have been an aggressive high five

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cloesy:

8bitmaid:

i can’t believe America would do this

holy shit

(via perchu)

lonelywhiteasian:

I love donuts. They’re not self-centered at all.

(via pizza)

nyehs:

TRY TAKING YOUR PANTS/SHORTS OFF WITH YOUR TEETH AND IF U CAN DO IT SEND ME A PICTURE AND ILL PROMO U OK THIS IS SO IMPORTANT THIS IS FOR SCIENCE PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST

shutupaubrey:

someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop

(via pizza)

choc-o-late:

stonerstagram:

friendly reminder that

• not all christians are homophobic
• not everyone agrees with you
• not all white people are racist 
• rape jokes arent funny
• suicide jokes arent funny
• self harm jokes arent funny
• eating disorder jokes arent funny

The amount of times people forget this though…

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maleteen:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY FUCKING ANSWER”

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raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

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aduhm:

longhornsteakhouse:

aduhm:

aduhm:

my mom just walked in and handed me a fedora??????

I’m so confused?????? 

Have her explain over dinner at Longhorn Steakhouse.

THIS ISN’T THE RIGHT TIME LONGHORN

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